Wednesday, March 31, 2004
Tuesday, March 23, 2004
"you and kat are so different from jasy and dora... how can u guys really be best friends?"
what does that mean? like... how can we *really* be best friends? like you mean we can be partially best friends but not really? okay i dont' get it.
here's how. please add to the list as you think of ideas.
1. we stagger. friends stagger.
2. how incredibly boring would it be if we were all the exact same. SNORE.
3. if we were ALL assertive or ALL not assertive (for example) we would never get anything done.
4. we can all scream really loud. we have that in common.
5. we have a band i mean come on.
6. we LOVE JESUS.
7. our differences compliment eachother. eg. one of us might have a better taste in clothes which can HELP echother, others a better work ethic, or a better knowledge of politics/sports/science/ etc etc etc etc... you get the point.
Sunday, March 14, 2004
Tuesday, March 09, 2004
soooooooooooo............................... we're like... all single now..... and prom is approaching...............................
...........LIST!!!!!!!!
Monday, March 08, 2004
FAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young BUSINESS WOMAN named MAX BALLARD. He was UNCONTROLLABLY LAUGHING in the SILLY forest when he met HAPPY WILL TURNER, a run-away MARINE BIOLOGIST from the CONTENT Queen DORA.
MAX BALLARD could see that HAPPY WILL TURNER was hungry so he reached into his CUP and give him his DITZY STEAK. HAPPY WILL TURNER was thankful for MAX BALLARD's STEAK, so he told MAX BALLARD a very DISGUISTING story about Queen DORA's daughter KATHRYN. How her mother, the CONTENT Queen DORA, kept her locked away in a THEATER protected by a gigantic DOLPHIN, because KATHRYN was so SMART.
MAX BALLARD LAUGHED. He vowed to HAPPY WILL TURNER the MARINE BIOLOGIST that he would save the SMART KATHRYN. He would GIGGLE the DOLPHIN, and take KATHRYN far away from her eveil mother, the CONTENT Queen DORA, and WAVE her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a FUNNY LIGHTNING and HAPPY WILL TURNER the MARINE BIOLOGIST began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic DOLPHIN from his story. CONTENT Queen DORA SMIRKED out from behind a TAPIOCA and struck MAX BALLARD dead. In the far off THEATER you could hear a BUZZ.
THE END.
Sunday, March 07, 2004
FAIRY TALE
nce upon a time there has a young SOCIAL WORKER named ORLANDO BLOOM. He was JOYFULLY PLAYING in the NICE forest when he met PRETTY LEGOLAS :D, a run-away PHYSIOTHERAPIST from the HOT Queen JASMINE.
ORLANDO BLOOM could see that PRETTY LEGOLAS :D was hungry so he reached into his BOX and give him his SAD DUMPLINGS. PRETTY LEGOLAS :D was thankful for ORLANDO BLOOM's DUMPLINGS, so he told ORLANDO BLOOM a very YUMMY story about Queen JASMINE's daughter JOANNA. How her mother, the HOT Queen JASMINE, kept her locked away in a CASTLE protected by a gigantic DRAGON, because JOANNA was so FUNNY.
ORLANDO BLOOM RAN. He vowed to PRETTY LEGOLAS :D the PHYSIOTHERAPIST that he would save the FUNNY JOANNA. He would DIE the DRAGON, and take JOANNA far away from her eveil mother, the HOT Queen JASMINE, and FLY her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a HAPPY SNOW and PRETTY LEGOLAS :D the PHYSIOTHERAPIST began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic DRAGON from his story. HOT Queen JASMINE SAT out from behind a TREE and struck ORLANDO BLOOM dead. In the far off CASTLE you could hear a WHEE.
THE END.
Saturday, March 06, 2004
kat-- accept the invitation to join it